1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,520 Recording date 19 -10 -71, take one. 2 00:01:06,280 --> 00:01:09,540 I'm up. Oh, hello, love. Thank goodness you're home. 3 00:01:09,860 --> 00:01:11,180 Yes, we've been waiting for you. 4 00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:12,680 Why, is tea ready? 5 00:01:13,080 --> 00:01:14,920 No, the trains have bunged up. What? 6 00:01:15,120 --> 00:01:16,940 The chairs happened this morning. 7 00:01:17,440 --> 00:01:19,320 Well, why didn't Arthur do something about it? 8 00:01:19,540 --> 00:01:22,280 Well, he's painting the chairs, love. You know, he said he was going to paint 9 00:01:22,280 --> 00:01:23,280 the chairs today. 10 00:01:23,720 --> 00:01:26,320 Well, why didn't he stop painting the chairs and do something about it? 11 00:01:26,540 --> 00:01:29,320 Because it so happened I did. Oh, what did you do? 12 00:01:29,630 --> 00:01:31,870 I nipped next door, borrowed the rod, so you could do it. 13 00:01:33,310 --> 00:01:36,170 Blimey, isn't it marvellous? Why is it I get all the dirty jobs in the house? 14 00:01:36,410 --> 00:01:38,830 I've been trying to do more mornings down with this. 15 00:01:39,370 --> 00:01:42,770 Oh, if it's bugged up that much, love, God, you'll never... Listen, you'll 16 00:01:42,770 --> 00:01:43,770 do it without. 17 00:01:43,890 --> 00:01:45,410 Well, it seems to be getting easier. 18 00:01:46,330 --> 00:01:47,330 That's a good girl. 19 00:01:47,670 --> 00:01:50,290 Funny, it's getting easier, but the water isn't running away. 20 00:01:51,450 --> 00:01:55,650 Of course not. You broke the plunger, ain't you? 21 00:01:56,590 --> 00:01:57,590 Ah, typical. 22 00:01:57,630 --> 00:02:00,790 She's so heavy -handed, everything she touches comes away in her hands. 23 00:02:01,210 --> 00:02:06,050 I tell you what, she never let a stroke to your head so much. 24 00:02:07,730 --> 00:02:09,830 I think we can do without your cheap humour. 25 00:02:10,150 --> 00:02:12,930 Well, let's face it, mate, you've got a bit of gloss on your bonks and you're 26 00:02:12,930 --> 00:02:13,930 getting on men's chairs. 27 00:02:14,030 --> 00:02:18,390 You don't shut up, you'll get a hard gloss on your tonsils, mate. Now, now, 28 00:02:18,390 --> 00:02:19,390 was only joking. 29 00:02:19,550 --> 00:02:20,850 What shall I do with this? 30 00:02:24,510 --> 00:02:26,650 Well, get yourself another one and you've got a nice padded bra. 31 00:02:27,850 --> 00:02:29,550 I'm not going to help you now. 32 00:02:29,830 --> 00:02:33,510 Oh, it's only joking. The trouble with you is, no matter what you do, you never 33 00:02:33,510 --> 00:02:34,510 finish it. 34 00:02:34,690 --> 00:02:35,690 Oh, very true. 35 00:02:37,430 --> 00:02:39,910 All right, where's the rods? I'll screw it together and do it myself. 36 00:02:40,150 --> 00:02:43,130 Oh, you're not in your uniform, love. It's a very dirty job. 37 00:02:43,770 --> 00:02:46,010 Well, I'm not going to put my own clothes on to do it, am I? 38 00:02:46,610 --> 00:02:50,250 You should have a special set of clothes for doing jobs, mate. I have. 39 00:02:50,510 --> 00:02:51,510 I'm wearing it now. 40 00:02:52,910 --> 00:02:55,700 Look! Mate, I can always put it down to fair wear and tear. 41 00:02:56,100 --> 00:02:59,980 I call it flagrant dishonesty, mate. No wonder the fares are going up. 42 00:03:00,660 --> 00:03:04,680 That uniform was given to you for work. I know the regulations. You are supposed 43 00:03:04,680 --> 00:03:08,640 to wear it on duty and when proceeding to and from duty, and that is all. 44 00:03:08,840 --> 00:03:12,540 And there's nothing in the regulations to say that I can't unbung a drain on my 45 00:03:12,540 --> 00:03:13,399 way to duty. 46 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:16,920 And as it so happens, I go through the back way on my way to duty, right? 47 00:03:17,220 --> 00:03:19,900 Right, now come and give us a hand with the manhole cover. It weighs a ton. Go 48 00:03:19,900 --> 00:03:21,660 on. I'm very sorry. I want to finish this chair. 49 00:03:22,110 --> 00:03:25,070 Oh, in any case, love, I don't think he should strain himself lifting that 50 00:03:25,070 --> 00:03:26,070 manhole cover. 51 00:03:26,110 --> 00:03:28,630 You know what the doctor said after he had his operation. 52 00:03:30,110 --> 00:03:31,470 God, that was years ago. 53 00:03:32,350 --> 00:03:35,950 That's very convenient, ain't it? Just because of his operation, he can't 54 00:03:35,950 --> 00:03:37,050 to lift up the manhole cover. 55 00:03:37,490 --> 00:03:40,510 Oh, no, Stan, there's lots of other things he can't manage as well. 56 00:03:45,730 --> 00:03:46,810 No, I can understand. 57 00:03:47,710 --> 00:03:50,790 Wait a minute. Oh, yeah, I'll go and do it. Hey, Arthur. 58 00:03:51,070 --> 00:03:54,160 Yeah. You'd better hold that brush with two hands, mate. What? 59 00:03:54,460 --> 00:03:56,880 Well, you don't want to strain yourself and ruin the rest of your married life. 60 00:04:03,920 --> 00:04:08,840 Here we are. 61 00:04:09,620 --> 00:04:12,680 That is a highly professional finish, though I say so myself. 62 00:04:12,980 --> 00:04:15,200 Oh, it looks lovely. It's so clean -looking. 63 00:04:15,540 --> 00:04:17,100 Yeah. That reminds me. 64 00:04:17,399 --> 00:04:20,240 How's Stan getting on with the drains? Has he unbunged them yet? No. 65 00:04:20,510 --> 00:04:21,510 Think still, Paul. 66 00:04:22,510 --> 00:04:23,990 Here! Stan! 67 00:04:24,630 --> 00:04:25,830 You all right? 68 00:04:26,750 --> 00:04:27,750 Yeah! 69 00:04:27,950 --> 00:04:31,090 I've got one of these rusted blunts and his roots are stuck! 70 00:04:31,870 --> 00:04:35,430 Here. He's lying on his stomach with his head down the drain. 71 00:04:36,470 --> 00:04:37,470 Is he really? 72 00:04:37,850 --> 00:04:40,870 Three minutes he said he'd take to do that job. Big head. 73 00:04:41,230 --> 00:04:43,510 Here. My son hasn't got a big head. 74 00:04:43,750 --> 00:04:46,110 Worst luck, isn't he? Otherwise you might have got him bunged up one of the 75 00:04:46,110 --> 00:04:47,110 drains. 76 00:04:49,360 --> 00:04:51,460 Oh, yes, loves. Now he's putting it down a drain. 77 00:04:51,820 --> 00:04:53,160 You can have that and all. Right -o. 78 00:04:54,260 --> 00:04:55,260 Oh! 79 00:04:57,600 --> 00:04:58,780 Oh, he's running away. 80 00:06:25,210 --> 00:06:31,450 If you'd eaten it all, we wouldn't have had to put any down the sink. 81 00:06:31,730 --> 00:06:33,790 No, but then we'd have needed rotting out, wouldn't we? 82 00:06:34,070 --> 00:06:35,070 No, 83 00:06:35,230 --> 00:06:36,330 it wasn't only that, though. 84 00:06:38,700 --> 00:06:41,940 Stunky was all bunged up with a great big wedge of stuff and a load of other 85 00:06:41,940 --> 00:06:42,839 stuff and everything. 86 00:06:42,840 --> 00:06:46,440 Look, it might have happened. Also, I threw down a bit of olive semolina and 87 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:47,440 custard pudding. 88 00:06:48,280 --> 00:06:49,800 Well, he shouldn't have thrown that away. 89 00:06:50,280 --> 00:06:51,900 Oh, you did like it then. 90 00:06:52,540 --> 00:06:55,280 No, we could have mixed them both together and bunged the holes up in the 91 00:06:55,280 --> 00:06:56,540 bar. Oh, God. 92 00:06:56,760 --> 00:06:58,880 That'd be nasty, love. Nasty? 93 00:06:59,220 --> 00:07:02,280 It's all right for you to talk here. It wasn't down there like I was. Look here. 94 00:07:02,400 --> 00:07:04,460 You haven't half made a mess of your uniform. 95 00:07:04,680 --> 00:07:07,380 I told him he should have had another set of clothes. Oh. 96 00:07:07,930 --> 00:07:09,710 It'll have to go to the cleaners again. 97 00:07:10,090 --> 00:07:12,090 No, I won't bother about it. I've had it over a year now. 98 00:07:12,370 --> 00:07:14,350 I'll go to the depot and get myself another one. 99 00:07:14,570 --> 00:07:18,330 Those uniforms are supposed to last you two years, mate. Yes, it doesn't matter. 100 00:07:18,430 --> 00:07:19,890 I'll tell them I got it messed up on the bus. 101 00:07:20,250 --> 00:07:23,750 Oh, love, I don't think they're going to believe you. I mean, nobody can get a 102 00:07:23,750 --> 00:07:25,550 suit like this just driving a bus. 103 00:07:25,890 --> 00:07:28,730 I don't know, your clothes get twice as dirty just being a passenger on one of 104 00:07:28,730 --> 00:07:29,730 his buses. 105 00:07:31,260 --> 00:07:32,260 Very funny. 106 00:07:32,600 --> 00:07:35,680 Anyway, if this don't convince old Blakey, I'll just shuck some more stains 107 00:07:35,680 --> 00:07:37,540 it, that's all. I don't think that's necessary, mate. 108 00:07:37,760 --> 00:07:39,660 The way you eat it will happen automatically. 109 00:07:39,880 --> 00:07:40,880 Cutting a meal should do it. 110 00:07:42,280 --> 00:07:45,440 All this talk of food's making me hungry. I think I'll lay the table for 111 00:07:45,520 --> 00:07:46,520 Yeah, well, mind the check. 112 00:07:49,360 --> 00:07:56,300 That doesn't seem right. 113 00:07:56,780 --> 00:07:58,680 Look what you made me do. 114 00:08:01,840 --> 00:08:02,940 Art, just leave this signature. 115 00:08:03,380 --> 00:08:04,480 You've left your fingerprints. 116 00:08:04,840 --> 00:08:05,840 Oh, shut up. 117 00:08:06,120 --> 00:08:07,120 Give me that cloth. 118 00:08:07,220 --> 00:08:08,620 No, no. Don't wipe it on there. 119 00:08:08,900 --> 00:08:10,880 Wipe it on my uniform. I'm getting a new one tomorrow. 120 00:08:11,180 --> 00:08:12,180 Oh, Stan. 121 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:13,820 What? Oh, really? 122 00:08:15,920 --> 00:08:16,879 Hi, Sid. 123 00:08:16,880 --> 00:08:17,880 Hi, darling. 124 00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:19,399 Hi, doll. 125 00:08:19,400 --> 00:08:20,400 You coming in? 126 00:08:20,420 --> 00:08:22,960 Yeah, hang on a bit. No, I've just put in my new look uniform. 127 00:08:23,280 --> 00:08:25,440 Oh, yeah? Yeah, old blaggy's just gone in there for the fall. Oh, good. 128 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:27,640 Like that? Yeah. 129 00:08:28,340 --> 00:08:29,139 Watch a minute. 130 00:08:29,140 --> 00:08:30,140 Oh. 131 00:08:30,480 --> 00:08:33,480 I've checked your clothing issue form, and you can have a new uniform. 132 00:08:33,820 --> 00:08:34,799 Ah, good. 133 00:08:34,799 --> 00:08:36,620 Yeah. Six and a half months' time. 134 00:08:38,679 --> 00:08:40,440 Six and a half months' time? 135 00:08:40,700 --> 00:08:41,980 You must be joking. 136 00:08:42,260 --> 00:08:44,920 This is all worn out, mate. It's all greasy. 137 00:08:45,440 --> 00:08:48,220 I'll tell you something else. It's very dangerous driving in this, you know. 138 00:08:48,340 --> 00:08:49,199 I'll tell you what. 139 00:08:49,200 --> 00:08:50,200 What are you talking about? 140 00:08:50,320 --> 00:08:54,360 Well, the seat of my pants, they're so shiny that every time I brake, I slide 141 00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:55,360 off the seat. 142 00:08:55,990 --> 00:08:58,670 That's got nothing to do with the uniform, Butler. That's the way you 143 00:08:58,670 --> 00:08:59,670 will dry it, mate. 144 00:09:00,190 --> 00:09:02,930 Every time you clap the brakes and half the passengers slide off the seats and 145 00:09:02,930 --> 00:09:03,930 all. 146 00:09:04,150 --> 00:09:06,230 Oh, can't be funny. I tell you, it's all worn out. 147 00:09:06,570 --> 00:09:09,550 Even the cleaners won't take it. Ah, look at him. Even his buttons are rusty. 148 00:09:10,350 --> 00:09:12,110 That's not rusty. It's a tomato suit, look at it. 149 00:09:12,810 --> 00:09:14,270 Ah, there it is, but look. 150 00:09:14,790 --> 00:09:17,710 Look at that, the mucky pup. Look, he's all over your sleeve. Look at it, look. 151 00:09:17,790 --> 00:09:19,650 Oh, I took quite a bit off, yeah. Look at it, look. 152 00:09:21,130 --> 00:09:23,850 Swimming with oil, that is. When you put on your ear, mate, you can fry a pair 153 00:09:23,850 --> 00:09:24,850 of kippers in it. Look at it. 154 00:09:27,120 --> 00:09:28,460 By the smell of it, I think he has. 155 00:09:29,880 --> 00:09:32,260 On a second look, I think you'll have to have a new uniform. 156 00:09:32,660 --> 00:09:33,860 Ah, yeah, I thought you'd agree. 157 00:09:34,180 --> 00:09:35,320 Yes, I'll make out a chitty. 158 00:09:35,940 --> 00:09:36,980 It'll cost you £24. 159 00:09:39,460 --> 00:09:41,320 £24? Hey, you agreed. 160 00:09:42,140 --> 00:09:46,340 Butler, the company only supply a new uniform every two years. If you wear one 161 00:09:46,340 --> 00:09:49,460 out before that, it's all bloody funeral, mate. Oh, this is ridiculous. 162 00:09:49,940 --> 00:09:53,000 Oh, come off it, Blackie. You're always talking to us about public relations. 163 00:09:53,180 --> 00:09:55,500 Well, how do you think the public feel when they see you walking about like 164 00:09:55,500 --> 00:09:57,400 that? Bloomingside's safer, I should think. 165 00:09:58,860 --> 00:10:00,340 Don't know you're not driving the bus. 166 00:10:01,020 --> 00:10:02,020 Oh, 167 00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:06,040 stop being funny. I tell you, this is all borne out. It's worn out from 168 00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:06,779 the bus. 169 00:10:06,780 --> 00:10:07,659 But, lad. 170 00:10:07,660 --> 00:10:11,620 I know you, busman. All you do is you take that uniform home and you do mucky 171 00:10:11,620 --> 00:10:13,940 jobs about the house, and then when it's worn out, you expect the company to 172 00:10:13,940 --> 00:10:16,440 provide a new one. Well, you're not going to get one, mate. I tell you, it's 173 00:10:16,440 --> 00:10:17,440 fair wear and tear. 174 00:10:17,580 --> 00:10:21,040 Butler, I am not going to say any words with you. All I can say is I'll have it 175 00:10:21,040 --> 00:10:22,040 cleaned at the company's expense. 176 00:10:22,480 --> 00:10:23,920 It won't stand cleaning. 177 00:10:24,300 --> 00:10:26,560 Rubbish. Now, you get that bus out. You're late out. Oh, 178 00:10:28,020 --> 00:10:29,020 stingy. 179 00:10:31,020 --> 00:10:34,000 I tell you what, mate. I know a bloke who runs a cleaner's business. 180 00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:35,500 He'll put that right. 181 00:10:35,850 --> 00:10:39,190 What are you talking about? Don't you worry, mate. By this time tomorrow, 182 00:10:39,190 --> 00:10:40,190 have a new uniform. 183 00:10:43,850 --> 00:10:44,850 Well, 184 00:10:49,290 --> 00:10:52,330 where is your driver, then? He's three minutes late now. Oh, well, he's 185 00:10:52,330 --> 00:10:54,970 collecting his uniform from the cleaners. He's changing now. 186 00:10:55,190 --> 00:10:57,910 Oh, well, let's hope they've got some of them stains out, then. Oh, yeah, they 187 00:10:57,910 --> 00:10:59,810 have. Make no mistake about that. 188 00:11:00,430 --> 00:11:01,650 Oh, here he comes now, look. 189 00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:17,640 This is my uniform, yeah. 190 00:11:17,840 --> 00:11:20,620 I took it to cleaners, had it cleaned, like you said. Look, it's a ticket here. 191 00:11:21,620 --> 00:11:24,560 Jack, shall we get the bus out, mate? Oh, yeah, right. Hang on, hang on. 192 00:11:26,440 --> 00:11:28,440 Can't go around in a uniform like that. 193 00:11:29,280 --> 00:11:30,280 Why not? It's clean. 194 00:11:30,660 --> 00:11:31,820 Yeah, what's left of it? 195 00:11:32,340 --> 00:11:33,340 Oh, my God. 196 00:11:33,740 --> 00:11:36,600 Well, I suppose I'd better that you have a new uniform. It's the only way out of 197 00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:38,820 it. You'd better come in the office, I'll make out a ticket. 198 00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:42,160 Oh, my God. You know this is going to cost the company £24, don't you? 199 00:11:42,460 --> 00:11:44,260 Actually, it's going to cost a bit more, isn't it? Eh? 200 00:11:44,560 --> 00:11:46,690 Well... there was a quid for having it clean, see? 201 00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:51,070 Well, that should only be ten bulbs, shouldn't it? Ah, yeah, but you see, 202 00:11:51,070 --> 00:11:52,990 have it retexturised to take the shine out. 203 00:12:20,110 --> 00:12:22,350 That's the end of that last one. 204 00:12:27,530 --> 00:12:28,950 Hey, Mum. 205 00:12:30,770 --> 00:12:33,190 I told you I'd get a new uniform, didn't I, eh? 206 00:12:33,850 --> 00:12:35,210 Eh? Just look me over. 207 00:12:36,730 --> 00:12:38,170 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 208 00:12:38,970 --> 00:12:41,470 That's wet paint, mate. Oh, it's lovely. 209 00:12:42,250 --> 00:12:43,370 Isn't it nice, Arthur? 210 00:12:43,810 --> 00:12:44,870 I think it's a fraud. 211 00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:47,270 As usual, the public will have to pay. 212 00:12:48,240 --> 00:12:51,340 Oh, shut up. Take a notice of him, Mum. He's jealous. Yes, it's such a lovely 213 00:12:51,340 --> 00:12:52,340 fit, isn't it? 214 00:12:52,720 --> 00:12:54,800 Oh, especially round the back. 215 00:12:55,180 --> 00:12:57,380 I was lucky, you know. It was the last one to fit me on the peg there. 216 00:12:57,680 --> 00:12:58,619 Oh, yes. 217 00:12:58,620 --> 00:13:00,540 Oh, yes, I've just nipped it open to show it to you. 218 00:13:00,860 --> 00:13:02,860 As a matter of fact, I've only had it 20 minutes. 219 00:13:03,140 --> 00:13:05,740 You do surprise me. I would have thought less. It's still clean. 220 00:13:07,460 --> 00:13:08,359 Trust him. 221 00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:11,140 I'll get you a nice cup of tea. Good idea, Mum. I might as well have one home 222 00:13:11,140 --> 00:13:12,140 while I'm here. 223 00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:25,560 a second coat of paint. 224 00:13:26,820 --> 00:13:30,100 Has it come off? Has it come off? 225 00:13:32,860 --> 00:13:36,560 What's the matter with you? You've got to warn me. I told you the paint was 226 00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:37,840 You told me about the cabinet. 227 00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:40,400 I gave that chair a second coat, you great idiot. 228 00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:43,460 Get it out of the way before some other fool goes in. 229 00:13:59,470 --> 00:14:00,349 Paint on that chair. 230 00:14:00,350 --> 00:14:02,590 Oh, he wanted to take the marks of his fingerprints off. 231 00:14:03,390 --> 00:14:06,570 Well, I've got the fingerprints off, now I've got his butter marks all over it. 232 00:14:06,690 --> 00:14:07,690 Come on, love, give me that. 233 00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:09,310 Here, try and get this off quick. Yes, righto. 234 00:14:09,730 --> 00:14:11,790 Now, take this out on there. Don't mind it out of the way, Mum. Right. 235 00:14:12,050 --> 00:14:15,230 Oh, look, get that white spirit. Yes. I threw the last of it down the sink. 236 00:14:16,210 --> 00:14:17,210 What? 237 00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:20,190 If you worry, mate, you'll catch it. Have a quick sit in the manhole. 238 00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:30,160 the black bits white. 239 00:14:30,480 --> 00:14:33,540 Here, love, some detergent here. Go find that stain remover. 240 00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:35,720 That's not going to do any good. 241 00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:38,340 That paint sets rock hard in half an hour. 242 00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:42,860 What? Well, get it off, you. Put it on there. Get it off. Get it off, quick. 243 00:14:42,860 --> 00:14:45,520 blimey, that's gone right through, mate. That's set it hard already. 244 00:14:46,460 --> 00:14:48,040 Get it off. All right, all right. 245 00:14:48,540 --> 00:14:51,040 There's only one sure way to get paint off in that state. 246 00:14:51,360 --> 00:14:52,239 What's that then? 247 00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:53,580 Bend over. Right, OK. 248 00:15:06,510 --> 00:15:09,030 the worst of it. Well, that's going to do a fact not a good, mate. Well, rub 249 00:15:09,030 --> 00:15:13,050 hard, rub hard. Look here, I've got this little wire brush. This gets everything 250 00:15:13,050 --> 00:15:14,050 off. 251 00:15:14,090 --> 00:15:15,090 Right, 252 00:15:15,810 --> 00:15:17,230 right. Drink your tea, mate. 253 00:15:39,920 --> 00:15:41,260 trying to get something off his trousers. 254 00:15:41,860 --> 00:15:44,020 Well, I didn't think he was trying to get something out of his eye. 255 00:15:46,760 --> 00:15:48,000 It's his new uniform. 256 00:15:48,340 --> 00:15:50,640 All the paint on his new uniform. Look at that. 257 00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:51,840 I'm not going to get it off. 258 00:15:51,900 --> 00:15:54,720 Well, what sort of paint is it? This stuff Art has been using. It's on a 259 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:55,720 draining board now. 260 00:15:55,780 --> 00:15:56,780 Well, let's have a look at it. 261 00:15:57,760 --> 00:16:01,280 Polyurethane. Diamond hard in half an hour. Resists boiling water and hammer 262 00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:02,540 blows. Well, that's handy. 263 00:16:04,180 --> 00:16:07,120 What's Blake going to say? God, he didn't... mind giving me this one in the 264 00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:07,959 first place? 265 00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:11,120 Oh, there's only one thing you can do, mate. Get straight down to the depot. 266 00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:13,760 maintenance place have got some stuff that'll take the paint off anything. 267 00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:17,240 Oh, stop talking like an idiot. How can I walk about the depot like that? Put 268 00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:18,260 your overcoat on. 269 00:16:19,580 --> 00:16:20,640 Oh, good old Jack, yeah. 270 00:16:21,050 --> 00:16:23,410 Yeah, I never thought of that. Well, hurry up, mate. The quicker the better. 271 00:16:23,530 --> 00:16:27,330 Yeah, have they really got something down the depot to get the paint off? 272 00:16:27,550 --> 00:16:31,130 This is me. What he's got on his uniform is nothing compared with what we have 273 00:16:31,130 --> 00:16:33,250 to get off the seats of our buses on a Saturday night. 274 00:16:33,870 --> 00:16:34,529 Aren't we? 275 00:16:34,530 --> 00:16:36,450 Sometimes it's like spring cleaning at the zoo. 276 00:16:36,950 --> 00:16:38,150 Go on, hurry up. We've got to walk. 277 00:16:38,450 --> 00:16:39,470 What, all the way? 278 00:16:39,910 --> 00:16:42,010 When you're in hurry, you don't catch one of our buses. 279 00:16:43,030 --> 00:16:44,030 Well, 280 00:16:44,830 --> 00:16:48,390 I suppose I've got to paint that all over again. Just look at it. Lots of 281 00:16:48,390 --> 00:16:50,170 all over the place. Can I help you? 282 00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:51,410 No. You cannot. 283 00:16:51,740 --> 00:16:53,860 I've had enough trouble. Keep out of the way. Keep back. 284 00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:55,320 Look at that. 285 00:16:56,660 --> 00:16:57,660 What's the matter now? 286 00:16:57,860 --> 00:16:59,300 I sat on the cupboard. 287 00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:03,400 You what? 288 00:17:03,580 --> 00:17:04,579 Does it show? 289 00:17:07,700 --> 00:17:11,680 You and your brother? I don't know why I married into this family. 290 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:16,160 Oh, well, Arthur, you can't go through life without a little accident now and 291 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:17,480 then. Little accident? 292 00:17:17,720 --> 00:17:20,240 I had my big accident ten years ago, didn't I? 293 00:17:20,569 --> 00:17:22,050 Walking up the aisle of that church. 294 00:17:29,650 --> 00:17:31,030 Right. Oh. 295 00:17:31,430 --> 00:17:33,730 Oh. You're still here, then. I thought you'd finished. 296 00:17:33,990 --> 00:17:37,630 No, we just popped back for a bite in a canteen. Yeah. 297 00:17:38,530 --> 00:17:40,810 You come back here to eat in our canteen? 298 00:17:41,630 --> 00:17:42,630 Oh. 299 00:17:43,750 --> 00:17:46,530 I always knew you were stone bonkers, mate. 300 00:17:46,730 --> 00:17:47,730 Oh. 301 00:17:49,070 --> 00:17:50,070 Oh, I got it. 302 00:17:50,760 --> 00:17:54,660 What? I get it. You came back here to show off your new uniform, didn't you? 303 00:17:55,220 --> 00:17:56,220 Oh, yeah, yeah. 304 00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:59,340 Oh, you've seen it yet? What's it like? It's very good. It's a good fit. 305 00:17:59,580 --> 00:18:00,580 Oh, let's have a look then. 306 00:18:00,940 --> 00:18:02,380 No, I'd rather keep the overcoat on. 307 00:18:02,620 --> 00:18:03,620 Oh, I get it. 308 00:18:04,100 --> 00:18:06,660 Want to keep it clean, do you? Yeah, of course, of course, yeah. 309 00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:09,740 The way you eat in a canteen, mate, you want to keep that coat on. 310 00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:11,960 That's funny, Jack. 311 00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:13,300 Come on, let's have a look at it. 312 00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:15,200 No, I'd rather keep the overcoat on. 313 00:18:15,560 --> 00:18:18,940 Butler, it's my job to check these things out. Come on, let's have a look 314 00:18:19,340 --> 00:18:22,500 All right. I mean, no, it's not... I don't mind you having a look at it. 315 00:18:23,140 --> 00:18:28,180 Yeah. Oh, that's not bad at all. It's a very nice picture. It's very nice, yeah. 316 00:18:28,380 --> 00:18:29,380 No, it's very nice. 317 00:18:29,880 --> 00:18:31,280 It's absolutely marvellous. 318 00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:36,960 I've never seen anything like it. Come on, Stan, I'm starving. I can't show 319 00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:37,960 He's starving. 320 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,460 I've got a teddy cat. I'll show you. I'll show you. I'll show you. Now, look. 321 00:18:45,370 --> 00:18:47,030 We've got to get that off as quick as we can. 322 00:18:47,250 --> 00:18:49,650 Well, I don't know much about it. I'll just bash them out. The paint has gone 323 00:18:49,650 --> 00:18:50,650 for a cup of tea. 324 00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:53,090 Well, surely you know what they used to take paint off with? 325 00:18:53,290 --> 00:18:54,290 Well, I don't know. 326 00:18:54,370 --> 00:18:56,610 Hey, here it is. Oh, stripper. This is it. 327 00:18:57,050 --> 00:18:58,650 That's it. You paint it on with a brush. 328 00:18:58,890 --> 00:19:02,610 You leave it for 30 seconds, and then it softens the paint right down. That's 329 00:19:02,610 --> 00:19:03,610 it. That's just the stuff we've got. 330 00:19:03,970 --> 00:19:07,670 No, not on that. Start with me trousers first. Yeah, righto. Here, Nobby, keep 331 00:19:07,670 --> 00:19:10,930 an eye out for Blakey, will you? Yeah, yeah. Hey, go careful with that stuff. 332 00:19:10,930 --> 00:19:14,010 you get it on your hand, it burns the skin right off. Yeah, yeah. All right. 333 00:19:14,450 --> 00:19:15,450 Here we go. 334 00:19:41,860 --> 00:19:44,280 It's easy, isn't it? 335 00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:49,600 Just a bit more. All right, listen, do the trick, mate. Do you reckon you'll do 336 00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:50,800 it? Yeah. Yeah, I should do. 337 00:19:51,660 --> 00:19:54,700 Inspector Blake's calling you all over the place. 338 00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:56,240 They've told you he's in here. 339 00:19:56,540 --> 00:19:58,000 Yeah, there's copies. Come on, mate. 340 00:20:07,210 --> 00:20:08,210 Oh, 341 00:20:11,490 --> 00:20:13,410 just chatting to Nobby, then. 342 00:20:13,650 --> 00:20:17,590 Well, I want a group of the 618. I want you two to take it out. Come on. No, no, 343 00:20:17,610 --> 00:20:18,610 we can't take that out. 344 00:20:18,650 --> 00:20:21,190 What are you talking about, Buckner? It's overtime, boy. 345 00:20:21,390 --> 00:20:22,390 Yeah, I know, but... 346 00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:29,400 Where's your trousers? 347 00:20:30,300 --> 00:20:31,520 What's going on here? 348 00:20:31,780 --> 00:20:36,340 Well, I can explain. You see... Look, I know you want to keep your uniform 349 00:20:36,340 --> 00:20:38,380 clean, boy, but, I mean, this is blooming ridiculous. 350 00:20:38,940 --> 00:20:42,540 I mean, you can't go wandering around the depot like that with no trousers on. 351 00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:45,220 There's women working here. Yeah, he knows that. That's why he's wandering 352 00:20:45,220 --> 00:20:46,220 the depot like that. 353 00:20:47,870 --> 00:20:48,950 You lecherous morons. 354 00:20:49,230 --> 00:20:53,090 You see, Blakey, what happened was this was... Oh, yeah, well, what it was, he 355 00:20:53,090 --> 00:20:56,790 took his trousers down to the clothing store and have them altered, didn't you? 356 00:20:56,910 --> 00:21:01,990 Did I? Yeah, you did. Yes, I did. Yes, and you see, they was too short and I 357 00:21:01,990 --> 00:21:02,949 made them lengthened. 358 00:21:02,950 --> 00:21:03,849 Lengthened. See? 359 00:21:03,850 --> 00:21:05,270 Well, ain't it for me marvellous, eh? 360 00:21:06,090 --> 00:21:09,370 If you're so particular, why don't you go to Savile Row and have them fitted? 361 00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:13,890 Well, I can't wait for you to get ready, mate. Listen, I'll run another group at 362 00:21:13,890 --> 00:21:16,530 8, 6, 18. You'll let her go out early tomorrow morning, right? Yeah. 363 00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:19,160 And get your trousers on, Butler. All right, then. 364 00:21:20,060 --> 00:21:22,440 You don't half get yourself in a mess, don't you? 365 00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:24,080 Mate, come on. 366 00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:25,920 Let's get... It's just coats. 367 00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:29,400 It is to do it. It's to do the trick. Give it a brush. Here, wait a minute. 368 00:21:31,300 --> 00:21:32,300 It's coming off. 369 00:21:32,660 --> 00:21:33,980 It's going a funny colour. 370 00:21:34,900 --> 00:21:36,020 It's all going brown. 371 00:21:37,660 --> 00:21:41,220 Why is it when I brush my coat it's going brown, then? Because you're not 372 00:21:41,220 --> 00:21:43,140 brushing your coat, you're brushing the bench. 373 00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:57,220 I think you must have left it on too long. 374 00:21:57,500 --> 00:21:59,360 Yeah, I think you're right. Just have a look at the trousers. 375 00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:01,440 Oh, blimey. 376 00:22:02,620 --> 00:22:03,620 Oh, 377 00:22:04,420 --> 00:22:05,700 well, it might have been worse. 378 00:22:05,900 --> 00:22:06,759 What are you talking about? 379 00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:07,820 You might have been wearing them. 380 00:22:10,180 --> 00:22:11,720 24 quid, you make me pay? 381 00:22:12,660 --> 00:22:16,080 I've got 24 quid. Well, there's only one thing you can do, mate. Go down to the 382 00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:17,780 clothing store and hope they can fiddle you something. 383 00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:20,400 Oh, go on, mate. You've got to wear something. Am I the morning? 384 00:22:21,740 --> 00:22:22,740 Yeah, I suppose you're right, Jack. 385 00:22:23,100 --> 00:22:24,380 You murder me, you know. 386 00:22:31,530 --> 00:22:32,630 George! George, why? 387 00:22:33,010 --> 00:22:34,010 Look, I'm sorry, Stan. 388 00:22:34,170 --> 00:22:37,010 I'd like to help you, but I can't let you have anything without a chitty. It's 389 00:22:37,010 --> 00:22:38,030 more than me job's worth. 390 00:22:39,310 --> 00:22:42,330 Anyway, we haven't got a uniform here your size. You had the last one. 391 00:22:42,970 --> 00:22:44,270 Well, I've had it then, haven't I? 392 00:22:44,790 --> 00:22:46,510 Hey, George, can you do us a favour? 393 00:22:46,830 --> 00:22:48,210 Can you patch this one up for us? 394 00:22:48,550 --> 00:22:52,590 What? You must be joking. Don't be daft, mate. You can see that down here from 395 00:22:52,590 --> 00:22:53,590 the dust cart. 396 00:22:54,390 --> 00:22:58,600 Here. Can you get into a 40? A 40? I'll get into a 50. Anything you like. What 397 00:22:58,600 --> 00:22:59,600 have you got? 398 00:23:00,180 --> 00:23:01,340 Well, you can have old Ernie's. 399 00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:03,980 Oh, thanks, mate. You retired yesterday. 400 00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:05,200 Did you really? 401 00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:09,340 Are you sure it was yesterday? 402 00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:11,240 Go away. 403 00:23:27,340 --> 00:23:30,060 Hi, Jack. Hi, mate. Hi, Blackie. Oh, morning, Butler. 404 00:23:34,180 --> 00:23:35,180 Butler? 405 00:23:35,340 --> 00:23:36,900 Is that your new uniform? 406 00:23:37,500 --> 00:23:38,580 Yes, this is it, yeah. 407 00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:40,920 It's unbelievable. 408 00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:45,180 Well, I always knew you were the dirtiest, scruffiest driver in the old 409 00:23:45,220 --> 00:23:48,660 mate, but I mean to say, you've only had that uniform for one day. It looks like 410 00:23:48,660 --> 00:23:51,540 you've been wearing it for blooming years. Yeah, I know, I know. Yeah, well, 411 00:23:51,540 --> 00:23:52,940 see, you get too filthy on our buses. 412 00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:56,260 But you haven't driven one of our buses in that uniform yet. 413 00:23:56,750 --> 00:23:58,070 I know, but I come to work on one. 414 00:23:59,670 --> 00:24:00,670 Which is disgusting. 415 00:24:00,930 --> 00:24:03,130 I mean, it's filthy. It's absolutely filthy. 416 00:24:03,930 --> 00:24:06,670 Yeah, well, you'd better give me another chitty then, wouldn't you? Eh? 417 00:24:06,990 --> 00:24:07,969 What for? 418 00:24:07,970 --> 00:24:09,750 So I can have it cleaned at the company's expense.